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Monday, October 1, 2007

A Hair Raising But True Story - Trust Me!!

A Hair Raising But True Story - Trust Me!!

When the girl's father came to know
about their love, he did not like it at
all, and so began to protest about it.



Now it happened that the two lovers
decided to leave their homes for a happy
future.



The girl's father started searching for
the two lovers but could not find
them.



At last, he accepted their love and
asked them to come back home thru a



local newspaper. Her father said "If
you both come back I will allow you to marry the
guy you love, I accept that you loved
each other truly."





So in this way, their love won and they
returned home.



The couple next day went to town to shop
for the wedding dress. He was dressed
in a white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the other side to
get some drinks for his wife, a car
came and hit him and he died on the spot.



The girl was devastated and lost her
senses. It was only after sometime that
she recovered from her shock.



The funeral and cremation was the very
next day because he had died horribly.



Two nights later, the girl's mother had
a dream in which she saw an old lady.
The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood
stains of the guy from her daughter's
dress as soon as possible. But her
mother ignored the dream.





The next night her father had the same
dream, he also ignored it. Then the
girl had the same dream the next night, she
woke up in fear and told her mother
about the dream. Her mother asked her
to wash the clothes with the blood
stains

immediately.







She washed the stains but some remained.
Next night she again had the same
dream. She again washed the stains but some
still remained. But again the next
night she had the same dream and this
time the old lady gave her a last
warning to wash the blood stain, or
else something terrible would happen.



This time the girl tried her best to
wash the stains, and the clothes
nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired.







In the late evening the same day while
she was alone at home, someone knocked
on the door. When she opened the door
she saw the same old lady of her dream
standing at her door. She got very
scared and fainted.







The old lady woke her up... and gave her
a blue object, which shocked the girl.

She asked "What is this...?" The old
lady replied...

.

. .

.

.

.

.

.

















"This is Nirma Washing Powder"



"Washing powder nirma,Washing powder
nirma



Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,



Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,



sabki pasand nirma



Washing powder nirma,Washing powder
nirma.Nirma"



10 ka 1, do pe ek free






I know how you all are feeling now...

INTELLEGENT LOVER
This is a love letter from a boy to a girl....
However, the girl's
father does not like him and want them to stop their
relationship. ..... and so.. The boy wrote this letter
to the girl..
he knows that the girl's father will definitely read
this letter..






1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."





So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to
the girl, the boy told
the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to
read
1.3.5.7.9.11. 13 (Odd No.'s) go read it once again but
the Odd Number
lines..

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Smart wife

Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife



Dear Sweetheart:


I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.


You are my sweetheart


Your husband


Rajendra Maheshwari



============ =========


His wife replied back after some days to her husband:



Dearest sweetheart,


Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.


1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.


2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.


3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses


Instead of the rent.


4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items....... ....


5. Other expenses 40 kisses


Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.



Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!


Your Sweet Heart
BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours!!



HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!



HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!



HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!



HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!



HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!



HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.



HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .



HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.



Girls vs. Grown Women

Hey!!! Just got this….
tell me whether u like it or not!! Evil Eyebrows



Girls vs. Grown Women



Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.

Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in
where he fits



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Girls want to control the man in their life.

Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.



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Girls check you for not calling them.

Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.



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Girls are afraid to be alone.

Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.



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Girls ignore the good guys.

Grown women ignore the bad guys.



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Girls make you come home.

Grown women make you want to come home.



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Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.

Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.



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Girls try to monopolize all their man's time ( I.e., don't want him
hanging with his friends).

Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time'
even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends!



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Girls think a guy crying is weak.

Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.



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Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.

Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate
without fear of losing his 'manhood'.



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Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.

Grown women know that that was just one man.



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Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their
affection, ignoring all 'signs'.

Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love
you back-and move on, without bitterness.



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Girls will read this and get an attitude.

Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and
their male friends".

Evil Eyebrows