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Sunday, September 30, 2007

Smart wife

Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife



Dear Sweetheart:


I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.


You are my sweetheart


Your husband


Rajendra Maheshwari



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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:



Dearest sweetheart,


Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.


1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.


2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.


3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses


Instead of the rent.


4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items....... ....


5. Other expenses 40 kisses


Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.



Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!


Your Sweet Heart

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