Showing posts with label U niqe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label U niqe. Show all posts
Monday, October 1, 2007
?? What is the silliest excuse you have given ??
*What is the*
* silliest excuse you have given?*
I have given many silly excuses to get away from situations.
The silliest being:
''My tyre got punctured''.
Also, if anybody says that my number was busy,
I don't confess,
I just say it may be network error.
I don't want to sound serious with my answer.
The real answer for this question would be serious
and emotional and I don't want to create such an impression.
This is the silliest excuse that I have given and that is because,
I don't want to be included in the list of serious people.
my friend prefer wearing full-sleeve shirts and trousers.
But when i ask my friend, why you are completely covered,
her excuse is:
''I wear to simply protect from mosquitoes.' '
This happened when I was in school.
Once I had not completed my English workbook
and my teacher was punishing students who had not completed.
As my turn was nearing,
I had to think of an alternative.
When he saw my incomplete workbook,
all I could manage to say was,
''Sir, I could not complete as my baby sister was born.''
One more
The silliest excuse I came up was when I was in school.
I was asked to do a dare act which my friends wanted.
It was a difficult one and I realised I couldn't do it.
I came up with a bandage in my hand
and said I had a severe injury.
Last year,
I joined a yoga class,
but was always on the lookout
for silly excuses to skip the class.
I gave an excuse to my instructor
that I was unwell and had thrown up thrice.
Trusting my words, she asked me to take rest.
The worst part of the tale was when she caught
me freaking out with my friends in a mall.
I have the bad habit of going late for work.
The silliest reason to escape embrassment was to say that,
I helped a dying puppy on the road and had to take
it to the nearest vet for immediate attention.
I felt extremely bad for coming up with a real lie.
Since then I have always been careful about
the kind of excuse I give to save myself.
*What is the*
* silliest excuse you have given?*
I have given many silly excuses to get away from situations.
The silliest being:
''My tyre got punctured''.
Also, if anybody says that my number was busy,
I don't confess,
I just say it may be network error.
I don't want to sound serious with my answer.
The real answer for this question would be serious
and emotional and I don't want to create such an impression.
This is the silliest excuse that I have given and that is because,
I don't want to be included in the list of serious people.
my friend prefer wearing full-sleeve shirts and trousers.
But when i ask my friend, why you are completely covered,
her excuse is:
''I wear to simply protect from mosquitoes.' '
This happened when I was in school.
Once I had not completed my English workbook
and my teacher was punishing students who had not completed.
As my turn was nearing,
I had to think of an alternative.
When he saw my incomplete workbook,
all I could manage to say was,
''Sir, I could not complete as my baby sister was born.''
One more
The silliest excuse I came up was when I was in school.
I was asked to do a dare act which my friends wanted.
It was a difficult one and I realised I couldn't do it.
I came up with a bandage in my hand
and said I had a severe injury.
Last year,
I joined a yoga class,
but was always on the lookout
for silly excuses to skip the class.
I gave an excuse to my instructor
that I was unwell and had thrown up thrice.
Trusting my words, she asked me to take rest.
The worst part of the tale was when she caught
me freaking out with my friends in a mall.
I have the bad habit of going late for work.
The silliest reason to escape embrassment was to say that,
I helped a dying puppy on the road and had to take
it to the nearest vet for immediate attention.
I felt extremely bad for coming up with a real lie.
Since then I have always been careful about
the kind of excuse I give to save myself.
MUMBAI or BOMBAY:ITS the BEST !!
B_O_M_B_A_Y
Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.
Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.
There is no darkness in Andheri.
Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden.
No king ever stayed at Kings Circle.
Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.
Nor is there any princess at Princess Street.
Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel
There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.
The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.
There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.
Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.
Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar*Tram Terminus (Dadar T.T.).
Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market.
Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.
You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street.
There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.
There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada. Kumbhar = (Potmaker in Marathi )
Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market.
NAL bazaar does not sell taps
You will not find ladyfingers at Bhendi Bazaar. (bhendi = lady'sfinger in marathi)
Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.
Hanging Gardens are not suspended.
Mirchi Gully does not sell chillies.
Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi, ( Anjir: FIG in Marathi )
Sitafals do not grow in Sitafal Wadi,( fruit similar to the jack fruit,sorry can't remember what excatly in english)
Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi ( Fanas= Jackfruit in Marathi )
But it is true that you may get fleeced at Chor Bazaar!!!
(WADI* = ENCLAVE or a TOWN* in Marathi )
AMCHI MUMBAI
A City where everything is possible, especially the impossible.
Where lovers first love and then marry, Where there is place for every Tom, Dick and Harry
Where telephone bills make a person ill, Where a person cannot sleep without a pill.
Where carbon-dioxide is more than oxygen, Where the road is considered to be a dustbin,
Where college canteens are full and classes empty, Where Adam teasing is also making an entry,
Where a cycle reaches faster than a car, Where everyone thinks himself to be a star,
Where sky scrapers overlook the slum, Where houses collapse as the monsoon comes,
Where people first act and then think, Where there is more water in the pen than ink,
Where the roads see-saw in monsoon, Where the beggars become rich soon,
Where the roads are levelled when the minister arrives,
Where college admission means hard cash, Where cement is frequently mixed with ash.
This is Mumbai my dear, But don't fear, just cheer, come to Mumbai every year!
THINGS TO PROVE YOU'RE A BOMBAYITE.
1. You say "town " and expect everyone to know that*this means south of Churchgate.
2 You speak in a dialect of Hindi called 'Bambaiya Hindi', which only Bombayites can understand.*
3. Your door has more than three locks.
4. Rs 500 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.
5. Train timings (9.27, 10.49 etc) are really important events of life.
6. You spend more time each month traveling than you spend at home.
7. You call an 8' x 10' clustered room a Hall.
8. You're paying Rs 10,000 for a 1 room flat, the size of walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal."
9. You have the following sets of friend: school friends, college friends, neighborhood friends, office friends and yes, train friends, a species unique only in Bombay.
10. Cabbies and bus conductors think you are from Mars if you call the roads by their Indian name, they are more familiar with Warden Road, Peddar Road, Altamount Road.
11. Stock market quotes are the only other thing*besides cricket which you follow passionately.
12. The first thing that you read in the Times of India is the "Bombay Times" supplement.
13. You take fashion seriously. You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.
14. Hookers, beggars and the homeless are invisible.
15. You compare Bombay to New York's Manhattan instead of any other cities of India.
16. The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
17. You insist on calling CST as VT, and Sahar and Santacruz airports instead of Chatrapati Shivaji International Airport.
18. You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.
19. Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.
20. Being truly alone makes you nervous.
21. You love wading through knee deep mucky water in the monsoons, and actually call it ''romantic'.
22. Only in Bombay, you would get Chinese Dosa and Jain Chicken.
23. Imagine Ur Life without Bollywood , No Aamirs, No Akshays,No Shahrukh's n most important how can all we mates live without!!?:p Aishwarya, Sushmita,Priyanka,Celina n tons of those talented n beautiful ppl,singers,music directors,villains ;;; the list is endless, who give us an fantastic opportunity to get into a Dream world, 4 those magical 3 hours of cinema, and N-JOY those moments 4 all of our lives ;anytime we want to, just at the click of a button !
SALAM BOMBAY !
B_O_M_B_A_Y
Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.
Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.
There is no darkness in Andheri.
Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden.
No king ever stayed at Kings Circle.
Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.
Nor is there any princess at Princess Street.
Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel
There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.
The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.
There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.
Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.
Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar*Tram Terminus (Dadar T.T.).
Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market.
Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.
You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street.
There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.
There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada. Kumbhar = (Potmaker in Marathi )
Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market.
NAL bazaar does not sell taps
You will not find ladyfingers at Bhendi Bazaar. (bhendi = lady'sfinger in marathi)
Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.
Hanging Gardens are not suspended.
Mirchi Gully does not sell chillies.
Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi, ( Anjir: FIG in Marathi )
Sitafals do not grow in Sitafal Wadi,( fruit similar to the jack fruit,sorry can't remember what excatly in english)
Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi ( Fanas= Jackfruit in Marathi )
But it is true that you may get fleeced at Chor Bazaar!!!
(WADI* = ENCLAVE or a TOWN* in Marathi )
AMCHI MUMBAI
A City where everything is possible, especially the impossible.
Where lovers first love and then marry, Where there is place for every Tom, Dick and Harry
Where telephone bills make a person ill, Where a person cannot sleep without a pill.
Where carbon-dioxide is more than oxygen, Where the road is considered to be a dustbin,
Where college canteens are full and classes empty, Where Adam teasing is also making an entry,
Where a cycle reaches faster than a car, Where everyone thinks himself to be a star,
Where sky scrapers overlook the slum, Where houses collapse as the monsoon comes,
Where people first act and then think, Where there is more water in the pen than ink,
Where the roads see-saw in monsoon, Where the beggars become rich soon,
Where the roads are levelled when the minister arrives,
Where college admission means hard cash, Where cement is frequently mixed with ash.
This is Mumbai my dear, But don't fear, just cheer, come to Mumbai every year!
THINGS TO PROVE YOU'RE A BOMBAYITE.
1. You say "town " and expect everyone to know that*this means south of Churchgate.
2 You speak in a dialect of Hindi called 'Bambaiya Hindi', which only Bombayites can understand.*
3. Your door has more than three locks.
4. Rs 500 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.
5. Train timings (9.27, 10.49 etc) are really important events of life.
6. You spend more time each month traveling than you spend at home.
7. You call an 8' x 10' clustered room a Hall.
8. You're paying Rs 10,000 for a 1 room flat, the size of walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal."
9. You have the following sets of friend: school friends, college friends, neighborhood friends, office friends and yes, train friends, a species unique only in Bombay.
10. Cabbies and bus conductors think you are from Mars if you call the roads by their Indian name, they are more familiar with Warden Road, Peddar Road, Altamount Road.
11. Stock market quotes are the only other thing*besides cricket which you follow passionately.
12. The first thing that you read in the Times of India is the "Bombay Times" supplement.
13. You take fashion seriously. You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.
14. Hookers, beggars and the homeless are invisible.
15. You compare Bombay to New York's Manhattan instead of any other cities of India.
16. The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
17. You insist on calling CST as VT, and Sahar and Santacruz airports instead of Chatrapati Shivaji International Airport.
18. You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.
19. Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.
20. Being truly alone makes you nervous.
21. You love wading through knee deep mucky water in the monsoons, and actually call it ''romantic'.
22. Only in Bombay, you would get Chinese Dosa and Jain Chicken.
23. Imagine Ur Life without Bollywood , No Aamirs, No Akshays,No Shahrukh's n most important how can all we mates live without!!?:p Aishwarya, Sushmita,Priyanka,Celina n tons of those talented n beautiful ppl,singers,music directors,villains ;;; the list is endless, who give us an fantastic opportunity to get into a Dream world, 4 those magical 3 hours of cinema, and N-JOY those moments 4 all of our lives ;anytime we want to, just at the click of a button !
SALAM BOMBAY !
15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About
15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About
1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone , even if they don't like you.
5. Every night , SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you , someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever , something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you , take a look: you most likely turned your back on the
world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want , you probably won't get it , but if you believe in yourself ,probably , sooner or later , you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend , take the time to let them know that they are great.
A Minute: They say it takes a minute to find a special person , an hour to appreciate them , a day to love them , but then an entire life to forget them.
Take the time .. to live and love.
15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About
1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone , even if they don't like you.
5. Every night , SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you , someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever , something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you , take a look: you most likely turned your back on the
world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want , you probably won't get it , but if you believe in yourself ,probably , sooner or later , you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend , take the time to let them know that they are great.
A Minute: They say it takes a minute to find a special person , an hour to appreciate them , a day to love them , but then an entire life to forget them.
Take the time .. to live and love.
Belief Makes Everything Possible
BELIEF MAKES EVERYTHING POSSIBLE |
In order to succeed, you must first believe you can. The only thing that stands between you and what you want from life, is the will to try it and the faith to believe that it's possible. The only true limit to your realization of tomorrow will be your doubts of today. The moment you carry the conviction of belief, in that moment your dream will become reality. You can, if you think you can. |
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