?? What is the silliest excuse you have given ??
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* silliest excuse you have given?*

I have given many silly excuses to get away from situations.
The silliest being:
''My tyre got punctured''.
Also, if anybody says that my number was busy,
I don't confess,
I just say it may be network error.

I don't want to sound serious with my answer.
The real answer for this question would be serious
and emotional and I don't want to create such an impression.
This is the silliest excuse that I have given and that is because,
I don't want to be included in the list of serious people.

my friend prefer wearing full-sleeve shirts and trousers.
But when i ask my friend, why you are completely covered,
her excuse is:
''I wear to simply protect from mosquitoes.' '

This happened when I was in school.
Once I had not completed my English workbook
and my teacher was punishing students who had not completed.
As my turn was nearing,
I had to think of an alternative.
When he saw my incomplete workbook,
all I could manage to say was,
''Sir, I could not complete as my baby sister was born.''

One more
The silliest excuse I came up was when I was in school.
I was asked to do a dare act which my friends wanted.
It was a difficult one and I realised I couldn't do it.
I came up with a bandage in my hand
and said I had a severe injury.

Last year,
I joined a yoga class,
but was always on the lookout
for silly excuses to skip the class.
I gave an excuse to my instructor
that I was unwell and had thrown up thrice.
Trusting my words, she asked me to take rest.
The worst part of the tale was when she caught
me freaking out with my friends in a mall.

I have the bad habit of going late for work.
The silliest reason to escape embrassment was to say that,
I helped a dying puppy on the road and had to take
it to the nearest vet for immediate attention.
I felt extremely bad for coming up with a real lie.
Since then I have always been careful about
the kind of excuse I give to save myself.